You Might Be a Redneck

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.
It's time to take a reflective look,
at the core Beliefs of a culture
that values Home, Family, God, and Country....

If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists,
who threaten my life,
I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks
to back me up.....

Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit --
that's what REDNECKS are made of....

I hope I am one of those.

If you feel the same,
pass this on to your REDNECK friends.

Ya'll know who ya' are.

You might be a redneck if,
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if,
You've never protested about seeing,
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if,
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if,
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if,
You stand and place your hand over your heart,
when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if,
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect,
and always have.

You might be a redneck if,
You've never burned an American flag,
nor ever intend to.

You might be a redneck if,
You know what you believe,
and you aren't afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if,
You respect your elders,
and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if,
You'd give your last dollar,
to a friend in need...

If you got this email from me,
it is because I believe that you,
like me,
have just enough REDNECK in you,
to have the same beliefs,
as those written about in this email....

God Bless the USA !