Letters to the Editor
June 12th, 2025

To the editor:

Requiem for a Bromance

Your words made me gaga.

I bought a hat that said MAGA.

You called me Elonia.

I called you Donnytello.

And when you spoke

My knees turned to Jello.

I won your heart by spending a billion.

And ruining the lives of the deep-state cotillion.

I bought you an election

But all I got was a huge rejection,

Now my empire is in ruins

And it’s all your doin’s.

I may be a wino,

But you’re a Big Mac-eating RINO.

Just another ex that I’ll troll forever on X.

Art Sandford Sr.

Fillmore, Ca