June 12th, 2025
To the editor:
Requiem for a Bromance
Your words made me gaga.
I bought a hat that said MAGA.
You called me Elonia.
I called you Donnytello.
And when you spoke
My knees turned to Jello.
I won your heart by spending a billion.
And ruining the lives of the deep-state cotillion.
I bought you an election
But all I got was a huge rejection,
Now my empire is in ruins
And it’s all your doin’s.
I may be a wino,
But you’re a Big Mac-eating RINO.
Just another ex that I’ll troll forever on X.
Art Sandford Sr.
Fillmore, Ca