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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog

 

"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.

I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump,and I'm not too much on
physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm..

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart. At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!

 

"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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*An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and Africans,

walk into a fine restaurant....

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', scrutinizing the group one by one and
barring their entrance, "You can't come in here without a Thai."

 

"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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"Life of Lulu" by Nick Johnson. Nick is a student at Fillmore High School.
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