This is the last funny post for a little while...Santa will not bring me any presents if I'm too naughty!
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The ALLERGISTS voted to scratch it

The DERMATOLOGIST advised not to make any rash moves.

The GASTROENTEROLOGISTS had sort of a gut feeling about it.

The NEUROLOGISTS thought that the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The OBSTETRICAN said that the Administration had carried this too far.

The OPTHAMOLOGISTS considered the idea shortsighted.

The PATHOLOGISTS yelled, 'Over my dead body!'

The PEDIATRICIANS said, 'Oh, grow up!'

The PSYCHIATRISTS thought the whole idea was crazy.

The RADIOLOGISTS said they could see right through it.

The SURGEONS decided to wash their hands of the whole mess!

The INTERNISTS thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.

The PLASTIC SURGEONS said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The PODIATRISTS thought it was a step forward.

The UROLOGISTS thought the whole scheme would not hold water.

The ANESTHESIOLOGISTS thought the who program was a gas.

The CARDIOLOGISTS did not have the heart to say no.

In the END, the PROCTOLOGISTS left the whole decisions up to some Jackasses in Washington!

J King